What You Won't Find Here

Each of the following keywords somehow brought my fellow humans to my blog in the last month. However, none of the following shall be found here.

I'm not sure why people bother once they get past the profile bit about "diabetes, islet transplant, pet bird" but they keep on coming back.

Anyway, here's this months list of Favorites-You-Won't-Find-Here

hot hot nakid girls
green flingers
magic coffee tree (if you find one will you send it to me please? thanks)
nakid boys
black people nakid
nakid native American men
and
they're doing good grammar

1. the only nakid I do around here is nakid green birds and by birds I mean the feathered parrot type.

2. I'm not sure what a green flinger is but its not here.

and 3. obviously I don't do good grammar. please see my disclaimer in the upper right for further instructions on that matter.

So sorry to disappoint on the lack of nudity on my blog.

Maybe next year.